- Aug 21, 2010
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- Parrots
- Goffins: Gabby, Abby, Squeaky, Peanut, Popcorn / Citron: Alice / Eclectus: Angel /Timneh Grey: ET / Blue Fronted Amazon: Gonzo /
RIP Gandalf and Big Bird, you are missed.
Gases (After a very eventful day during which the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā performed a celebratory haka around Snappy as he seated himself atop the colossal throne stolen from Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh, the inevitable consequences of fathomless feasting have come to their final fermented fruition with the release of noxious gases from the asses of the masses, enveloping the whole Coromandel in a malodorous miasma!)
Arses (Release of noxious gases obscured skies over the whole Coromandel for 40 days and 40 nights, leading to crop failures, mass hysteria, and insufficient Spam, offal, and organ meats for fathomless feasting. Snappy ordered a round of microchipped suppositories shoved up arses of entire whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā as mitigation against future malodorous miasmas.)
Arses (Release of noxious gases obscured skies over the whole Coromandel for 40 days and 40 nights, leading to crop failures, mass hysteria, and insufficient Spam, offal, and organ meats for fathomless feasting. Snappy ordered a round of microchipped suppositories shoved up arses of entire whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā as mitigation against future malodorous miasmas.)