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[LaManuka]

Atone (Shape Shifting Lizard People proved duplicitous and summoned aliens from the Cloaca solar system near center of Milky Way. Natural immunity from MFL, BBQ, BGS, and ATG (Anything That's Gross) assured clear passage through stench of Cameroonian Spam, offal, and venal tidbits. Alien leader demanded Snappy atone for impugning sanctity of cloacas everywhere.)

Token (As a small token of their eternal esteem, the duplicitous shape shifting Lizard People offer Snappy up as a sacrifice to the Aliens From The Cloaca Solar System, making a great show of throwing him into the boiling maw of Indonesia's Sinabung volcano. However, the combination Mt Sinabung's extreme heat and noxious gases in conjunction with Snappy's MFL, BBQ, BGS and ATG technologies blends to form a projectile that captures their spaceship and launches it straight back to the Great Intergalactic Cloaca from whence it came. Once again, the Earth is saved!!)

 

[Scott]

Token (As a small token of their eternal esteem, the duplicitous shape shifting Lizard People offer Snappy up as a sacrifice to the Aliens From The Cloaca Solar System, making a great show of throwing him into the boiling maw of Indonesia's Sinabung volcano. However, the combination Mt Sinabung's extreme heat and noxious gases in conjunction with Snappy's MFL, BBQ, BGS and ATG technologies blends to form a projectile that captures their spaceship and launches it straight back to the Great Intergalactic Cloaca from whence it came. Once again, the Earth is saved!!)

Knelt (Snippy knelt in horror before Indonesia's Sinabung volcano as duplicitous shape shifting Lizard People hurled beloved Snappy into the boiling maw. Her call for mercy from an obdurate universe was answered from the Iridiot Nebulae. Iridiots have ancestral feud with Cloacans hence eagerness to intervene, basking Snappy with temperature resistant force field. Snappy emerged unscathed save for pungent sulfuric aroma.)

 

[LaManuka]

Knelt (Snippy knelt in horror before Indonesia's Sinabung volcano as duplicitous shape shifting Lizard People hurled beloved Snappy into the boiling maw. Her call for mercy from an obdurate universe was answered from the Iridiot Nebulae. Iridiots have ancestral feud with Cloacans hence eagerness to intervene, basking Snappy with temperature resistant force field. Snappy emerged unscathed save for pungent sulfuric aroma.)

Knell (Word of Snappy's miraculous escape from the boiling lava of Mt Sinabung has reached the ears of the Emperor of the Iridiot Nebulae, one Iridiot Floridian The Seventh, who sounds the death knell of the ancient alliance between Iridians and Cloacans in disgust. The two civilisations are now engaged in all out war, while Snippy and Snappy sit back simultaneously sipping on Singapore Slings in celebration!)

 

[Scott]

Knell (Word of Snappy's miraculous escape from the boiling lava of Mt Sinabung has reached the ears of the Emperor of the Iridiot Nebulae, one Iridiot Floridian The Seventh, who sounds the death knell of the ancient alliance between Iridians and Cloacans in disgust. The two civilisations are now engaged in all out war, while Snippy and Snappy sit back simultaneously sipping on Singapore Slings in celebration!)

Ankle (Fierce intergalactic fighting resulted in the Emperor of Iridiot eternally entombed in kryptonite-infused Cloacan sarcophagus. Snappy consumed half dozen celebratory Singapore Slings and promptly collapsed, twisting an ankle.)

 

[LaManuka]

Ankle (Fierce intergalactic fighting resulted in the Emperor of Iridiot eternally entombed in kryptonite-infused Cloacan sarcophagus. Snappy consumed half dozen celebratory Singapore Slings and promptly collapsed, twisting an ankle.)

Slank (Having consumed half a dozen Singapore Slings, Snappy is still in celebratory mood, even though he has twisted an ankle. Now that he has safely disposed of the Emperor of the Iridiot Nebulae in a kryptonite-infused Cloacan sarcophagus, he chills out on his comfy couch while his injured ankle heals up, blasting some tunes by his new favourite Indonesian blues/rock band, Slank, whom he discovered whilst on his recent journey to Sumatra!)

 

[Scott]

Slank (Having consumed half a dozen Singapore Slings, Snappy is still in celebratory mood, even though he has twisted an ankle. Now that he has safely disposed of the Emperor of the Iridiot Nebulae in a kryptonite-infused Cloacan sarcophagus, he chills out on his comfy couch while his injured ankle heals up, blasting some tunes by his new favourite Indonesian blues/rock band, Slank, whom he discovered whilst on his recent journey to Sumatra!)

Lakes (Snappy recuperates on his comfy couch, alternately blasting Slank tunes and napping. A recurrent dream of lakes filled with Singapore Slings leads him to consider a move to Cloaca in search of endless adult beverages.)

 

[LaManuka]

Lakes (Snappy recuperates on his comfy couch, alternately blasting Slank tunes and napping. A recurrent dream of lakes filled with Singapore Slings leads him to consider a move to Cloaca in search of endless adult beverages.)

Flake (Snappy has weighed up the pros and cons of a move to the Cloacal Solar System but has decided that since the very best shark [aka "flake"] and chips takeaway shops are to be found right here on Planet Earth )

 

[Scott]

Flake (Snappy has weighed up the pros and cons of a move to the Cloacal Solar System but has decided that since the very best shark [aka "flake"] and chips takeaway shops are to be found right here on Planet Earth )

Bleak (Snappy's newfound fondness for flake and chips takeaway busted his budget and waistline. Bleak outlook for family finances compelled Snippy to seek gourmet Spam and offal recipes from renown gastrophiles of Cloaca Solar System Planet #4.)

 

[LaManuka]

Bleak (Snappy's newfound fondness for flake and chips takeaway busted his budget and waistline. Bleak outlook for family finances compelled Snippy to seek gourmet Spam and offal recipes from renown gastrophiles of Cloaca Solar System Planet #4.)

Leaks (After all of Snappy's recent misadventures, his own cloaca remains horribly misshapen and distended, and is beyond the skills of even the finest reconstructive surgeons to correct. Snappy has resigned himself to having to wear diapers for the rest of his life in order to attempt to control all those noxious offal and Spam laden leaks!)

 

[Scott]

Leaks (After all of Snappy's recent misadventures, his own cloaca remains horribly misshapen and distended, and is beyond the skills of even the finest reconstructive surgeons to correct. Snappy has resigned himself to having to wear diapers for the rest of his life in order to attempt to control all those noxious offal and Spam laden leaks!)

Beaks (Snippy is grossed out by changing Snappy's diapers as result of permanently disfigured and misshapen cloaca. They enlisted aid from a family of magpies, using their beaks to remove horribly toxic garments. Magpies rather love reconstituted noxious offal and Spam.)

 

[LaManuka]

Beaks (Snippy is grossed out by changing Snappy's diapers as result of permanently disfigured and misshapen cloaca. They enlisted aid from a family of magpies, using their beaks to remove horribly toxic garments. Magpies rather love reconstituted noxious offal and Spam.)

Cakes (Clever magpies fashion reconstituted noxious Spam and offal laden excrement from Snappy's permanently disfigured cloaca and convert it into dung cakes which they then sell on the interweb for a handsome profit!)

 

[Scott]

Cakes (Clever magpies fashion reconstituted noxious Spam and offal laden excrement from Snappy's permanently disfigured cloaca and convert it into dung cakes which they then sell on the interweb for a handsome profit!)

Stake (Snappy forged symbiotic relationship with magpies and chose to stake entire income on dung cake production for naive humans. Most customers craved Spam and offal flavors save for malcontents posting poor reviews.)

 

[LaManuka]

Stake (Snappy forged symbiotic relationship with magpies and chose to stake entire income on dung cake production for naive humans. Most customers craved Spam and offal flavors save for malcontents posting poor reviews.)

Fakes (Dung cakes prove to be MASSIVELY popular with naïve humans, most of whom simply cannot get enough of those Spam and offal flavours which are ridiculously good! Turns out the few bad reviews are fakes, as they are traced back to a hugely disgruntled Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh who seeks to trash Snappy's exemplary reputation from beyond the grave!)

 

[Scott]

Fakes (Dung cakes prove to be MASSIVELY popular with naïve humans, most of whom simply cannot get enough of those Spam and offal flavours which are ridiculously good! Turns out the few bad reviews are fakes, as they are traced back to a hugely disgruntled Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh who seeks to trash Snappy's exemplary reputation from beyond the grave!)

Feast (Snippy prepared a dung cake, Spam, and offal feast for the family of Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh. In their world, a body is redeemable from the grave after 30 days unless they speak unanimous incantation consigning him to the sarcophagus for eternity. Some wish to reincarnate and continue holy war with Cloacans.)

 

[LaManuka]

Feast (Snippy prepared a dung cake, Spam, and offal feast for the family of Emperor Iridiot Floridian The Seventh. In their world, a body is redeemable from the grave after 30 days unless they speak unanimous incantation consigning him to the sarcophagus for eternity. Some wish to reincarnate and continue holy war with Cloacans.)

Beats (Holy war with Cloacans averted and Emperor Iridiot The Seventh permanently condemned to his stone sarcophagus when, following three days of unrelenting feasting, Snappy and Snippy and all their happily dung-induced minions dance madly around a bonfire, chanting the mystical incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" at the precise rate of 60 beats per minute!)


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[Scott]

Ummm, you realize this chant will replay endlessly in my brain tonight?

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[LaManuka]

Tee hee!!

 

[Scott]

Beats (Holy war with Cloacans averted and Emperor Iridiot The Seventh permanently condemned to his stone sarcophagus when, following three days of unrelenting feasting, Snappy and Snippy and all their happily dung-induced minions dance madly around a bonfire, chanting the mystical incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" at the precise rate of 60 beats per minute!)

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Paste (Feasting coterie of Snappy, Snippy, and ravenous minions danced as dung cakes worked overtime within digestive tracts. A thick paste cloaca discharge synchronized with "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" forever entombed Emperor Iridiot The Seventh.)

 

[LaManuka]

Paste (Feasting coterie of Snappy, Snippy, and ravenous minions danced as dung cakes worked overtime within digestive tracts. A thick paste cloaca discharge synchronized with "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" forever entombed Emperor Iridiot The Seventh.)

Swept (Swept up in the trance induced by chanting the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", Snippy was treated to the romantic tootlings of Snappy as he played his nose flute to his loved one, in the amorous manner described in the mystical mantra!)

 

[Scott]

Swept (Swept up in the trance induced by chanting the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu", Snippy was treated to the romantic tootlings of Snappy as he played his nose flute to his loved one, in the amorous manner described in the mystical mantra!)

Spite (Filled with spite and contempt for humanity, Snappy attached a trombone with amplifier to his cloaca and tooted the supernatural incantation "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapiki maungahoronukupokai whenuakitanatahu" at epic 200 decibels. This rivals the sound of a Saturn V rocket at launch!)