For an XXX Hot Cheeto FRAGMENT (like...a crumb), she will cry (like a puppy- followed by "COME Heeeeeeerrrrre - like a bratty kid in tears), talk a ton, say she loves me, pace around frantically wherever she is, flap/display, and then scream...and then repeat the cycle (not because I am asking her to, but because if she sees them, she transitions into crazy auto-pilot mode lol)
OMG Do not get her started on Takis!!!! LOL
It may be too late for that..GULP....again....it was a moment of weakness...a crumb....(like, smaller than the head of a match--for real lol!!!)
I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!!!
*actually, she was a monster when I got her-- I just limited the monster's consumption of junk (because she used to eat a ton of crap) and then allowed her to sample some crappy favorites of mine once every month or two (and in such small portions, I can't believe she tastes them at all!)....She is 500% desperate ("I NEED THAT JUNK NOW...IT COULD BE WEEKS BEFORE I HAVE SALT AGAIN...WEEKS I TELL YOU, WEEKS!!!!-THERE WAS A TIME BEFORE YOU KNEW ME WHEN I ATE SUGAR AND SALT DAILY AND I WAS FINE WOMAN, FINE I SAY!")
Literally reminds me of someone with a serious addiction problem (now, if anyone gets offended, I promise you, if you saw her reaction, you would agree!-I know it's no laughing matter in humans, but Noodles may have an addictive personality lol- you would think she was going to die)--she genuinely loses her mind for certain things--and those would be:
1. XXX Hot Cheetos, 2. Takis, 3. Sugar cookies and 4. a lick of my mom's flavored yogurt....and 5. peanut butter....again, we are talking samples the size of a small ant...yet, here we are lol.