Why did the Chicken Cross the Road

Dave

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PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going
to the "other side." That's what "they" call it - the "other side."
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you
will become gay too.I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases
like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as
plain and simple as that.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed,
I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
REV. JESSE JACKSON
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability that the chicken would
cross the road.

GLORIA STEINEM
To escape the domination of men and achieve equality.
CONFUCIUS
Because the road could not cross the chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion by the chicken; we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
DAN QUAYLE
I believe that's spelled r-o-d-e.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

TONY SOPRANO
F*** the f****** chicken, and the f****** road, you f***!
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
The question is no longer relevant. I have just released
Chicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Chickenet
Explorer is an inextricable part of Chicken2000.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. And, what do
you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you see, being black asphalt, represents the
black man. The chicken as white meat represents the white man, so
the "white man" crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

YASSIR ARAFAT
To build settlements in our homeland.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
 
These are really good, Thanks for sharing these with us Dave,
 
Too funny!

Michael
 

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