(LaManuka, I missed my chance to ask whether you were Jewish or political with that "covfefe.")
Ahaaa, I am the Grey Ghost, the mystery wrapped in the enigma known as The Scarlet Manuka.... The World Will Never Know Who I Am!!! I may also be just a tiny bit of a wiseacre but you already knew that ... but back to the riddle...
Because that's the only kind of trip the squares in the Establishment would let it take, man!