Why'd the chicken cross the road?

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(LaManuka, I missed my chance to ask whether you were Jewish or political with that "covfefe.")

Ahaaa, I am the Grey Ghost, the mystery wrapped in the enigma known as The Scarlet Manuka.... The World Will Never Know Who I Am!!! I may also be just a tiny bit of a wiseacre but you already knew that ;) ... but back to the riddle...

Because that's the only kind of trip the squares in the Establishment would let it take, man!
 

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because it was getting away from Michael!


(or just blown across the street by hurricane Michael maybe?)
 
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She thought boiled peanuts meant boiled in caramel and she loves caramel peanuts.
 
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She likes to eat bugs and I cleaned cages so there were no bugs to eat!
 

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Because deregulation on the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.
 

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To avoid a pothole going through the earth to antipodes
 
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She hated the Gregorian calendar and hoped they were using the lunar calendar.
 

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Because there was a bustle in her hedgerow and she was alarmed!
 
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To help with the spring clean for the May queen.
 

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... because it need to buy some knitting-wool

(charity shops for the small-small amounts needed?)
 
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Because I finally found a vendor to sell me tiny sombreros. I doubt I could finish all by Halloween considering my schedule this week. But thanks!

(Oh yeah, she's throwing in some mustaches and lips because I sent my gang's pic.)
 
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She wanted to change the road she was on (in the long run and there seemed time).
 
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She wanted to get BUMPED.
 

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she wanted to get out of the (^&%$^%$@#%#@!#@!%$^^&&*) rain!
 
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She was looking for a tired, old man.
 

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Well when I was your age, and a grown-up said the chicken had crossed the road, I didn’t ask why, the very fact that a grown-up had said so was good enough for me!
 

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she fell off the sidewalk in amazement this thread still existed - and it just went from there ..
 

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