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[LaManuka]

Flabs (Wekas picked up the pace delivering freshly plucked raw scabs as the highest protein, lowest carb constituent of Snippy's gourmet briquettes. Snappy's exercise program utilizing silvery mylar beach balls a spectacular success with steady reduction of flabs over a three month period. At end of each exercise session, Australian pelicans cruising the Coromandel pierce the balls, giving exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā refreshing recharge of malodorous cloaca gases.)

Flays (After three months of crash dieting and strenuous physical activity with silvery mylar beach balls, exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā lose a staggering amount of weight but are left with copious amounts of excess skin, which Snippy flays from their flabby bodies using sharp pelican and weka beaks, tans and fashions into lamp shades to be sold in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

 

[Scott]

Flays (After three months of crash dieting and strenuous physical activity with silvery mylar beach balls, exhausted whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā lose a staggering amount of weight but are left with copious amounts of excess skin, which Snippy flays from their flabby bodies using sharp pelican and weka beaks, tans and fashions into lamp shades to be sold in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

Scaly (Snappy experiments with scaly lumps of skin from flabby bodies, expertly excised with Snippy's sharp pelican and weka beaks. Carves them into protective amulets worn by grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, occasionally fetching astronomical prices in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

 

[LaManuka]

Scaly (Snappy experiments with scaly lumps of skin from flabby bodies, expertly excised with Snippy's sharp pelican and weka beaks. Carves them into protective amulets worn by grateful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā, occasionally fetching astronomical prices in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

Laces (Snippy fashions excess skin flayed from overweight bodies of enormously overweight whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā into world's most expensive shoe laces, dips them in molten gold and sells them for astronomical prices in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

 

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[Scott]

Laces (Snippy fashions excess skin flayed from overweight bodies of enormously overweight whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā into world's most expensive shoe laces, dips them in molten gold and sells them for astronomical prices in tourist traps up and down the beautiful Coromandel peninsula.)

Heals (Money heals most everything across the beautiful Coromandel peninsula. Astronomical profits from selling gold encrusted shoe laces enabled the skinny whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to hire the most competent witch doctors and faddists. Crocodilian overlords hosted exotic feasts with Spam, highest quality offal + organ meats and hastily fattened the faithful. Within a month, their biomass exceeded the previous zenith of gluttony!)

 

[LaManuka]

Heals (Money heals most everything across the beautiful Coromandel peninsula. Astronomical profits from selling gold encrusted shoe laces enabled the skinny whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā to hire the most competent witch doctors and faddists. Crocodilian overlords hosted exotic feasts with Spam, highest quality offal + organ meats and hastily fattened the faithful. Within a month, their biomass exceeded the previous zenith of gluttony!)

Meals (Three daily meals laden with Spam, high quality offal and finest freshly harvested organ meats ensures that whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā regain weight lost through diet and exercise, thus ensuring new supplies of skin ready for flaying prior to the next tourist season. Pinheads with clipboards from Snappy Enterprises International Incorporated predict bumper sales now that trans-Tasman travel bubble allows Aussie visitors to once again access the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula and bring all their lovely tourist dollars with them!)

 

[Scott]

Meals (Three daily meals laden with Spam, high quality offal and finest freshly harvested organ meats ensures that whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā regain weight lost through diet and exercise, thus ensuring new supplies of skin ready for flaying prior to the next tourist season. Pinheads with clipboards from Snappy Enterprises International Incorporated predict bumper sales now that trans-Tasman travel bubble allows Aussie visitors to once again access the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula and bring all their lovely tourist dollars with them!)

Deals (Gluttony ensures weight gain and exercise cycles produce prodigious flayed skin stockpiles. Home shopping channels and internet sites offer magnificent deals for gold encrusted skin shoe laces. SEI pinheads with clipboards resurrect nostalgic Shorts Sandringham service along trans-Tasman travel bubble. Prosperity reigns across the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula as Snippy upgrades menus for whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā in the form of imported Scrapple and Head Cheese.)

 

[LaManuka]

Deals (Gluttony ensures weight gain and exercise cycles produce prodigious flayed skin stockpiles. Home shopping channels and internet sites offer magnificent deals for gold encrusted skin shoe laces. SEI pinheads with clipboards resurrect nostalgic Shorts Sandringham service along trans-Tasman travel bubble. Prosperity reigns across the beautiful Coromandel Peninsula as Snippy upgrades menus for whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā in the form of imported Scrapple and Head Cheese.)

Addle (Upgraded menu including imported Scrapple and Head Cheese quite enough to addle the brains of long-suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. SEI pinheads with clipboards see the writing on the wall and comandeer Shorts Sandringham flying boats and beat a hasty retreat to escape unrest fomenting amongst the whānau when Spam, offal and organ meats supply begins to run low!)

 

[Scott]

Addle (Upgraded menu including imported Scrapple and Head Cheese quite enough to addle the brains of long-suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā. SEI pinheads with clipboards see the writing on the wall and comandeer Shorts Sandringham flying boats and beat a hasty retreat to escape unrest fomenting amongst the whānau when Spam, offal and organ meats supply begins to run low!)

Plead (Cowardly SEI pinheads escaping aboard Shorts Sandringham flying boat were halted mid-flight by blasts of malodorous cloacal discharge from enraged Snappy. Plead guilty, dispatched to Snippy's kitchen and blended to fine puree as garnish to upgraded imported Scrapple and Head Cheese meals. Addled brains of long-suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā became aware of impending shortages of Spam, offal, and organ meats and began contemplating cannibalism.)

 

[LaManuka]

Plead (Cowardly SEI pinheads escaping aboard Shorts Sandringham flying boat were halted mid-flight by blasts of malodorous cloacal discharge from enraged Snappy. Plead guilty, dispatched to Snippy's kitchen and blended to fine puree as garnish to upgraded imported Scrapple and Head Cheese meals. Addled brains of long-suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā became aware of impending shortages of Spam, offal, and organ meats and began contemplating cannibalism.)

Pleas (Pleas for mercy from cowardly SEI pinheads are ignored by Snappy. Whirling silvery propeller blades of Shorts Sandringham flying boats prove effective as makeshift blenders in rendering their bodies into mincemeat, enabling Snippy to incorporate as fresh ingredients into her delicious Scrapple and Head Cheese concoctions for feeding to long-suffering and faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā.)

 

[Scott]

Pleas (Pleas for mercy from cowardly SEI pinheads are ignored by Snappy. Whirling silvery propeller blades of Shorts Sandringham flying boats prove effective as makeshift blenders in rendering their bodies into mincemeat, enabling Snippy to incorporate as fresh ingredients into her delicious Scrapple and Head Cheese concoctions for feeding to long-suffering and faithful whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā.)

Sleep (Cowardly SEI pinheads expertly diced by Snippy whetted appetite for increasingly novel forms of mincemeat. Snappy declared martial law, any faithless transgression by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā rewarded by instant dispatch to eternal sleep via whirling propeller blades of Shorts Sandringham flying boats. Cannibalistic garnish to delicious Scrapple and Head cheese never tasted so good!)

 

[LaManuka]

Sleep (Cowardly SEI pinheads expertly diced by Snippy whetted appetite for increasingly novel forms of mincemeat. Snappy declared martial law, any faithless transgression by whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā rewarded by instant dispatch to eternal sleep via whirling propeller blades of Shorts Sandringham flying boats. Cannibalistic garnish to delicious Scrapple and Head cheese never tasted so good!)

Flees (Following her culinary triumph in converting SEI pinheads into mincemeat and creating Scrapple and Head Cheese gourmet delights unrivalled in gastronomic history, Snippy is feeling the pressure to come up with yet more epicurean delights. She flees the beautiful Coromandel on the first available Shorts Sandringham flying boat with senior representatives from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā and heads for the ancient and majestic Spam-growing fields of Cameroon, hoping to procure sufficient Spam supplies to keep Snappy a happy chappy for the rest of his fictitious crocodilian life!)

 

[Scott]

Flees (Following her culinary triumph in converting SEI pinheads into mincemeat and creating Scrapple and Head Cheese gourmet delights unrivalled in gastronomic history, Snippy is feeling the pressure to come up with yet more epicurean delights. She flees the beautiful Coromandel on the first available Shorts Sandringham flying boat with senior representatives from the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā and heads for the ancient and majestic Spam-growing fields of Cameroon, hoping to procure sufficient Spam supplies to keep Snappy a happy chappy for the rest of his fictitious crocodilian life!)

Flies (Snippy alights in Cameroon following nostalgic ride in Shorts Sandringham flying boat. Tsetse flies are overlords of majestic Spam-growing fields and identify prime sources beloved by Snappy. Senior representatives of the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā forge a deal importing limitless supplies of Spam, offal, and organ meats in exchange for bringing home breeding colony of tsetse flies to the Coromandel with sinister ulterior motives. Snippy concocts cheese production with tsetse larvae reprising infamous Casu Marzu.)

 

[LaManuka]

Flies (Snippy alights in Cameroon following nostalgic ride in Shorts Sandringham flying boat. Tsetse flies are overlords of majestic Spam-growing fields and identify prime sources beloved by Snappy. Senior representatives of the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā forge a deal importing limitless supplies of Spam, offal, and organ meats in exchange for bringing home breeding colony of tsetse flies to the Coromandel with sinister ulterior motives. Snippy concocts cheese production with tsetse larvae reprising infamous Casu Marzu.)

Evils (Senior representatives of the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā consider importation of tsetse fly larvae for use in reprising of infamous Sardinian maggot cheese to be a stroke of sheer genius on the part of Snippy, even more delectable than harvesting of fresh organ meats from SEI pinheads for use in cannibalistic delicacies. However the evils of gaseous intestinal discharge generated by such unprecedented and widespread Casu Marzu consumption ensures a brown cloud of noxiousness hangs over the beautiful Coromandel, driving away Aussie visitors who take their lovely tourist dollars away with them!)

 

[Scott]

Evils (Senior representatives of the whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā consider importation of tsetse fly larvae for use in reprising of infamous Sardinian maggot cheese to be a stroke of sheer genius on the part of Snippy, even more delectable than harvesting of fresh organ meats from SEI pinheads for use in cannibalistic delicacies. However the evils of gaseous intestinal discharge generated by such unprecedented and widespread Casu Marzu consumption ensures a brown cloud of noxiousness hangs over the beautiful Coromandel, driving away Aussie visitors who take their lovely tourist dollars away with them!)

Piles (Snippy studies use of extract from Snappy's pustular piles as mitigation against evil gaseous intestinal discharge following Casu Marzu consumption. The whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā line up for experimentation with Snippy's concoction slathered on freshly harvested SEI pinhead organ meats, baked as delectable haggis. Noxious brown cloud so dense the colony of tsetse flies lost their way and scattered acrosss the beautiful Coromandel.)

 

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[LaManuka]

Piles (Snippy studies use of extract from Snappy's pustular piles as mitigation against evil gaseous intestinal discharge following Casu Marzu consumption. The whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā line up for experimentation with Snippy's concoction slathered on freshly harvested SEI pinhead organ meats, baked as delectable haggis. Noxious brown cloud so dense the colony of tsetse flies lost their way and scattered across the beautiful Coromandel.)

Biles (Long suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā queue up for extraction of biles as Snippy continues with further experimentation with newly discovered Sicilian maggot cheese as prime ingredient for Snappy Snacks (A Snappy Enterprises Inc Registered Trademark). Mixed with freshly harvested organ meats from SEI political prisoner pinheads and slathered generously on delectably baked haggis, the resultant gastro-intestinal rumblings register across the whole of both the high road and also the low road and I'll be in Scotland afore ye!)

 

[Scott]

Biles (Long suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā queue up for extraction of biles as Snippy continues with further experimentation with newly discovered Sicilian maggot cheese as prime ingredient for Snappy Snacks (A Snappy Enterprises Inc Registered Trademark). Mixed with freshly harvested organ meats from SEI political prisoner pinheads and slathered generously on delectably baked haggis, the resultant gastro-intestinal rumblings register across the whole of both the high road and also the low road and I'll be in Scotland afore ye!)

Bites (Wayward tsetse fly bites plague the long suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā across the beautiful Coromandel. Hundreds succumb to sleeping sickness, offering a strikingly delicious ingredient for Snappy Snacks. SEI patents Snappy branded haggis utilizing faithful whānau organ meats and Spam boiled in pinhead prisoner stomachs, topped with Sicilian maggot cheese. Mangia!! Fresh batches dispatched to Scotland via weekly Shorts Sandringham cargo flights and return bearing customized croc-shaped Walkers Shortbread cookies.)

 

[LaManuka]

Bites (Wayward tsetse fly bites plague the long suffering whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā across the beautiful Coromandel. Hundreds succumb to sleeping sickness, offering a strikingly delicious ingredient for Snappy Snacks. SEI patents Snappy branded haggis utilizing faithful whānau organ meats and Spam boiled in pinhead prisoner stomachs, topped with Sicilian maggot cheese. Mangia!! Fresh batches dispatched to Scotland via weekly Shorts Sandringham cargo flights and return bearing customized croc-shaped Walkers Shortbread cookies.)

Rites (Fresh batches of Snappy branded haggis utilizing faithful whānau organ meats and Spam boiled in pinhead prisoner stomachs, topped with Sicilian (and/or Sardinian) maggot cheese delayed between the beautiful Coromandel and their final destination at the SEI warehouse in Bogside, Scotland, and sit ignored on the broiling tarmac at Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi Airport for six weeks until moved on. Senior representatives fo whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā assume the shipment is ruined and perform traditional haggis burial rites but are happily surprised when, upon opening, the fetid aromas rising from the putrefying contents prove to be more mouth-watering and irresistible than ever!)

 

[Scott]

Rites (Fresh batches of Snappy branded haggis utilizing faithful whānau organ meats and Spam boiled in pinhead prisoner stomachs, topped with Sicilian (and/or Sardinian) maggot cheese delayed between the beautiful Coromandel and their final destination at the SEI warehouse in Bogside, Scotland, and sit ignored on the broiling tarmac at Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi Airport for six weeks until moved on. Senior representatives fo whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā assume the shipment is ruined and perform traditional haggis burial rites but are happily surprised when, upon opening, the fetid aromas rising from the putrefying contents prove to be more mouth-watering and irresistible than ever!)

Heist (Wafting fetid odors of broiled haggis shipment attract workers at Bangkok's Suvarnabhumi Airport, spurring their desire for scrumptious imported cuisine. A heist is organized leading to total consumption of Snappy branded haggis without payment. Panic stricken senior representatives for whānau from Whitianga, Whangapoua and Whangamatā give chase aided by Thai gangs to no avail. They plan to forfeit themselves for next batch of organ meat haggis production upon return to the beautiful Coromandel.)